The definition of Yuppie on Urban Dictionary
- Mitch: "Hey look, I've always wondered what it is those yuppies type away on."
- Frank: "Bad idea man."
- Mitch: "S'cuse me miss, can I ask what you're writing?"
- Yuppie: (Looks up from coffee as if she's never seen people before) "It's an esoteric collectivist's detailed analysis of the resurgence of middle-American culture in relation to the increase in demand for soy milk since its invention in-"
- Frank and Mitch have died.
